The Evers

Behold this short list of animated and illustrated characters.


Worst Dad Ever:
Firelord Ozai, Avatar the Last Airbender

Sexiest Skeleton Ever:

Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

Cutest Corpse Ever:

Emily, The Corpse Bride

Most Desirable Duck Ever:

Scrooge McDuck, Ducktales

Hottest Rodent Investigator Ever:

Basil of Baker Street, The Great Mouse Detective





Deadliest Top Hat-Wearer Ever:

Hatter Madigan, The Looking Glass Wars

Hottest Statue Ever:

Goliath, Gargoyles

Most Tragic Villainous Red-headed Statue Ever:

Demona, Gargoyles

Hottest Thousand-year-old Man Ever:

Macbeth, Gargoyles

Man, it took me forever to make this and it's so short! --- Writing in a nutshell.

This is at the bottom because...

Yes, I Do Run out of Titles Containing the Word "Facts"

I spent hours today on Derek Landy's blog, bringing the comments up to 200 so that his friend, Laura, would agree to be interviewed. Now I find myself lacking energy and resolve to write a serious post (or a funny one, which is just as hard and often turns out worse as I'm not terribly funny).

I'll merely take a moment to comment on Bristol and Johston's split. While I sympathize deeply with Bristol, I'm glad this new split came, again, before she married him. Now she's seen his True Self again and can find someone better.

And now, on a lighter note, put your hands together for the greatest theme song of all time!